“Fathering” methods from a newly minted father:

If you need to work on a laptop and feed your baby at the same time:

To achieve the above, use a special contoured pillow. A closer look (one hand is freed up to do your work!):

To catch up on your sleep, sleep when baby sleeps (avoid treacherous positions though!):

Last but not least, to make sure your baby doesn’t forget you when you go on a long business trip, do the maori :):